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The Tennar Institute News Office collects announcements, false alarms, operational misunderstandings, broadcast fragments and notices that were probably supposed to be internal.
Items may be updated without warning, corrected by Prof. Verbum, denied by Dr. Gidza, or accidentally improved by Werner.
Bulletin · 2026-05-27
The Tennar Institute archive is stocking up on educational materials. Dr. Lyra de la Vega’s second lesson in the ongoing School of JavaScript series is now filed under: Numbers, Integers, Decimals — counting carefully from the wrong end.
The paper introduces JavaScript numbers, basic math operators, percentages,
Math.PI, powers, and the small but emotionally significant difference
between 2 ** 3 and 2 ^ 3.
It also investigates the famous floating-point betrayal where
0.1 + 0.2 refuses to become exactly 0.3,
with practical notes on money, credits, scores and other places where tiny
decimal ghosts should not be allowed near the cash register.
Bulletin · 2026-05-20
The Tennar Institute archive has received its first formal working paper: Om vaniljekransens hul, a Danish study of kranshed, hulhed and the Verbum-Tennar paradox.
The paper argues that absence may function as identity-bearing presence in Danish pastry culture. Prof. Verbum has described this as obvious.
Operational Note · Updated 2026-06-27
Studio 69 reports that the broadcast relay is now active-ish. The archive currently indexes 54 music tracks, with station IDs, fake advertisements, promos and incident material circulating between songs.
Cover artwork, lyric sheets and the Stormy Weathers desk have been attached to the player. Broadcast may still start mid-song for historical reasons.